Twins Game Reactions:

Inning One: WOO for having Blackburn in a fantasy league!
Inning Two: Harris gets things done! Yeah for Blackburn and fantasy baseball (except WHIP)!
Inning Three: Loving the 0 ERs for Blackburn!
Inning Four: Oh, c'mon...hit the ball...
Inning Five: Man can Gomez run...but it means nothing...again. Blackburns on a rooooll!!
Inning Six: Some hittttting for the Twins...YEAH!! Wait...Blackburn + 6th inning = yucky
Inning Seven: Twins finally string hits together (5) but Span nearly pulls a Canseco.
Inning Eight: No runs? Ok, well...time for some CBS Monday night comedies...

35 minutes later...

Wait, the Twins lost? After being up 9-5, the Twins bullpen (Guerrier - which I guess isn't pronounced like you pronounce it & Neshek) blow it. I figured the game was long over and I wouldn't have a problem watching the three best comedies on television (How I Met Your Mother, Two and a Half Men and Big Bang Theory).